Not for the faint hearted. Not for people who takes things seriously.
Only for the Jack-azz:
- If you can’t where something nice, don’t wear anything at all
- If you love me give your body
- If you can’t be an inspiration, just expire
- I am not patient, I am a nurse
- Ang Gwapong Lalake, kung hindi taken, sila’y bakla, Kung hindi bakla, malamang patay na sila.
- Hindi lahat ng aso ay hayop.. –Snoop dogg, Bow wow
- Birds of the same feather make a good Federatyon!
- I am not selfish! I only eat fish!
- Aanhin mo ang damo kung wala ka naman kabayo. Pero isipin mo din, baka mukha kang kabayo, ikaw nalang ang kumain.
- Pag may tiyaga, siguradong ilalalaga ka. Wala rin kwenta.
- Aanhin mo ang and pagiging sexy kung mukha ka naman pasas?
- Nakakagwapo ang pagiging varsity ng isang sport. Kung mukha kang pasas, galingan mo nalang sa sports… baka sakali.
- Be the best that you can be. If someone is better than you, exterminate them, stat.
- Never leave a man behind unless he is a pain in the ass.
- When the going gets tough, the tough takes a nap.
How do you brighten someone's day?
Cha
